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With Aramis' birthday around the corner, Porthos has taken to doing a great deal of shopping. Who'd have known it would take so very long to find a proper Naval Officer's uniform in the exact blue he's after. He finds it, though, with only a few days to spare. When Aramis' birthday is actually upon them, he sets the outfit on the bed and makes himself scarce while Aramis is in the shower, leaving a note that informs Aramis he's to wear it and then he's to go to a little shop on the outskirts of town near the docks in order to pick up some office supplies.
For Porthos' part, he's done up his nails in black varnish and smeared his eyes with kohl, changing out his normal earring for something a touch gaudier. The bandanna is tied up and he's wearing only a leather vest over nothing at all (and though Porthos had debated piercing a nipple, he hadn't gone quite that far, though he did buy a clip-on). Leather trousers from the shoot and his own thick boots finish the appearance, along with his sword affixed to his belt.
He whistles as he wanders through town with the rest of the supplies he needs. There's a boat in a slip waiting for them and all he needs is his pretty young lieutenant prince to kidnap.
For Porthos' part, he's done up his nails in black varnish and smeared his eyes with kohl, changing out his normal earring for something a touch gaudier. The bandanna is tied up and he's wearing only a leather vest over nothing at all (and though Porthos had debated piercing a nipple, he hadn't gone quite that far, though he did buy a clip-on). Leather trousers from the shoot and his own thick boots finish the appearance, along with his sword affixed to his belt.
He whistles as he wanders through town with the rest of the supplies he needs. There's a boat in a slip waiting for them and all he needs is his pretty young lieutenant prince to kidnap.

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Examining the suit, he pulls it all on, bemoaning the lack of stockings beneath the breeches, but he has something for that, does he not? Smirking, Aramis makes an addition of his own to the uniform. It looks very good, and he nearly breaks something in his haste to leave the apartment.
It is not a long ways to the docks, yet it certainly feels it. Aramis smiles, though, tipping his hat to every questioning eye he passes, and earns more than a few giggles and smiles. A little giddy with it, Aramis is still beaming when he enters the marina, looking down at the note for what it is he's meant to find.
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Easing through the crowd, Porthos melts into it, embarking on old thief skills as he slides across Aramis to unhook his wallet and swords belt, prying each to himself as he wordlessly slides a dark bag over Aramis' head, using the sword belt to tie Aramis' hands behind his back. Using the roughest English he's ever heard, he mutters 'walk,' and tries to disguise his voice as he has the rest of him (even his scent, tempered with rum and the sea).
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He goes stock still at the sudden voice in his ear, mind rushing wildly. It sounds as if it could be Porthos, and the fingers were certainly fast enough. It is hard to tell within the bag, but Aramis doesn't think he much smells like Porthos, nor is he gentle at all.
Deciding to walk and discover more, Aramis attempts to move smoothly into motion, yelping a little when his boots catch an uneven plank below. "Perhaps you might tell me what this is about," he tries as he recovers.
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Only when he's done and they're far away from land does Porthos return, hand on the bag (but not prying it off just yet). "Pretty little prince like you doesn't come along every day, poppet," he murmurs, stroking his index finger over Aramis' chest. "And I'm in need of a ransom figure."
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An infernal length of time later, Aramis does not need to fake his ire, snapping at that roving finger from beneath the hood. It must be Porthos. No one else would mistake him for being a figure of worth, not unless they know of their suddenly large bank account.
Aramis furrows his brow beneath the hood, a little uncertain yet, even if he knows in his heart this must be Porthos. "What makes you think anyone will pay you?" he asks, lifting his chin. "His Majesty's Navy does not negotiate with brigands."
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"And they'll pay for you, my pretty little prince," he assures. "You're important, after all. Skilled with a shot, talented linguist, and the prettiest man to ever wear those trousers. I've heard rumours of you and your captain," he says salaciously with a wink, which shows off his painted eyes all the more.
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Aramis flushes despite himself, for a moment looking precisely his role, and opens his mouth a few times as he takes in the distance to land beyond Porthos. By God, they are actually out in the water, and he doesn't need to engineer the faint tremor that goes through him. "Whatever you have heard," he says with a swallow, "I assure you it is not true." Inspired, Aramis looks a touch regretful, pining for the Captain who has yet to notice him in this way. "No one will pay you. You'd best leave your game and turn for shore."
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"Thing is, your King has been asking for more taxes," Porthos denotes with disdain. "Especially for those with my skin. So I need the money and I thought, with your reputation, you might be kind enough to help. And if you're not, then someone will want you back."
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"Don't speak of him that way," he says sharply, forcing himself not to draw back when Porthos comes forward to undo his hands. "You've kidnapped me, tied me up, steal from the ships I am meant to protect - tell me, why should I want to help you?"
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"Not unless you carry slaves."
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Aramis pulls at the last of the ropes that bind him, stepping away from the mast to rub at his wrists. Still, he keeps a wary eye. "What have you done, then, to earn death?"
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"I never meant to harm you," he promises. "Tying you up was as far as I'd planned. I'm not a very good pirate, sometimes," he confesses. "If it weren't for the gold I bring in and my quick fingers, my crew might abandon me."
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Shaking his head, Aramis replaces the hat he'd lost, feeling better with it atop his bound hair. He studies Porthos from his perch. "You haven't harmed me," he says. "Believe me, I've had worse when bound. And - the law is worth fighting for, but it can be wrong," he allows. "Towards slavery in particular."
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"Anything at all."
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"Take care with that offer, monsieur," he says. "Lesser men may twist it." Still, he does not like to think of Porthos suffering for a valiant act. "You have kidnapped me," he says at length. "Perhaps I could say it was another, that you rescued me. It might be enough to earn a pardon."
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"I do my own watching, at the docks. I see how you are with people." He breathes out deeply and gives the land a long look. "I didn't think. I saw you and reacted instantly, but it's wrong. It's all wrong, I need to take you back," he insists.
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"I was to meet my Captain," he says. "I'll already have been missed - what's done is done. If you have a better plan that pretending at my rescue, I'd like to hear it."
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He heads for the anchor to start hauling it up. "Only a shame I didn't do the right thing and buy you a drink instead of kidnapping you, but this was a bit quicker." He nods to the flask as he starts to haul, sweat trickling over his bare chest while the muscles in his arms and shoulders work. "There's rum there, if you'd like."
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"Your crew is not here," he points out, trying and failing to feel elated about returning home. "How fast could you sail? Porthos." Stepping near to him, but well away from the railings, Aramis frowns. "Please don't run."
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"Maybe I didn't just take you because of the money. Maybe I just wanted a way to meet you, as stupid as this way of it was."
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"But not by me. Please, Porthos, you haven't roughed me up. I understand your motives." Aramis swallows, unable to stop himself wetting his lips when Porthos is staring at them that way. "I want you to be safe. How - how long would it take you to sail if there were two of us?"
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He shifts closer to Aramis, one of his large hands resting on those breeches as he drifts in. "I won't take this until you say yes," he growls, "but I've wanted to since I saw you come in with your ship, wet and sopping and giddy that fall day all those months ago."
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"The truth is, I may not be a free man much longer. The rumor mill is a dangerous thing for men of - " Aramis pauses, looking at Porthos as if drinking from a well he doesn't dare to tap. "For men like me. My Captain may not be able to protect me much longer."
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"He will not abandon his duty," he says, "Even if he were like us." Almost unbidden, his hand closes over Porthos', thumb rubbing at his knuckles. "How would I dress, then?"
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