Porthos would like to say that Aramis' hands might edge out the mouth by just a touch, but the mouth is the thing that offers kisses and endearments and, well, he sort of feels like that's worth everything to him. "Finish the cake and then you can decide," Porthos encourages.

"It's our anniversary, after all. One of 'em. That means we get to get up to anything we like," he guarantees.