"Would you feel better if I took you out on a tour and showed you where the money goes?" Porthos wonders. "I'd stop stealing from you if you could guarantee me that you put an equal portion to those places." He wouldn't stop stealing in general because it's fun and he's doing it for a purpose, but he'd stop taking specifically from Athos.

He lets his gaze rove over him, slowly. "Besides, how else would I get you all huffy and pretty if not my thieving?"