"And what if I like the man he becomes when he gets all persnickety and jealous, hmm?" Porthos jokes, because he's not entirely sure him, with his scars, makes for the prettiest woman by far, but he knows that he's hardly the worst either. Besides that, he knows Aramis loves him and would have to see Porthos' attentions scattered.

It's practically enough to beg him to do something about it. "A little jealousy never hurt a soul," Porthos says, lifting up two shots from a passing tray.